Have You Driven a Fork Lately - - -

   So last night I pushed over a full, large water glass on the dining table - in a panic to grab towels, I knocked my silverware onto the floor.

Ran for the towels, mopped everything up, twirled around and drove the tines of my fork into the side of my foot - about where people tend to "grow" bunions.

Now, that's tough tissue to manage to drive a fork into - did I mention it bled like crazy - left a handsome trail to the bedroom and hopscotched over the carpet to the bath.

All is well this morn although my foot aches - wonder why - - -

(Oh, how did a fork drive into my foot, well, it just happened to land at the edge of a bound area rug so when I ran into it, the fork did not move:)

PS Anyone for dinner, I'll let you use my own special vicious fork - - -

Forget how to use blogger

On Feb. 10, 2015, Hanna M came into our world.

She is a much treasured granddaughter - I am having trouble inserting a picture on my blogger so bear with me.

Hanna is now 17 months old and keeps everyone busy - she is busy:)

I'm a grandma!!!

Where are the police when we need them -

Yellows and reds - I'm so sick of seeing 3 drivers go thru the yellow traffic lights followed by 2 thru the red.

Is it only our area or does everyone experience this?

Post # 1 in series - - - Do What I Say, Not What I Do:)

Several months ago I dropped my Rx glasses as I was switching to my Rx sunglasses.

Fumbling around, I stepped on them and jumped as if they were a hot potato - as if that would help at that stage.

Anyway, long story short, new lenses and frames as I had ground them into the only patch of gravel in miles.

Tuesday, rushing to go into Wayne's care home - well, just re-read first few lines!

Couldn't believe it - always change from sunglasses to regular or vice versa - in the car - where it's safer - for the glasses!

Anyway, found weird old eyeglasses that would "do" for 10 days till I sport new ones - just over $700 worth of new ones.

Just under the wire - - - - 

It's just under a year since I last posted  - no heart to do so. This morning I decided to give it a try and have forgotten a lot about posting and pics!

I can't thank readers enough who sent emails and asked about how life was. We truly are blessed to have blogging friends both near and far. Thank you - and yes, Doc, you may use that post in Menopause Momenta - I fear you will have a lot of material from my blog if I post the weird stuff I encounter every day - I guess they are menopause moment!

Only a true friend would - - -

 So my friend and I were lunching and I suddenly placed my hands on my face, pulled lifted and said that I'd like to get a facelift - I need one.

As only a dear, supportive friend would reply, "Just do your neck, your face is fine."

After she said it, a look of horror crossed her face but I was rolling around on the floor laughin. Love you, Dear one.