Gobble, gobble

So a few days ago I went to Merle Norman studios to have my makeup "done" and supposedly learn how to transform my face. (Insert chuckle here)

The young lady was gracious and instead of noting my eyelids now rest on my nose, referred to my "deep set eyes". After several times it wore a bit thin but the truth hurts:)

When I paid for my purchases she told me that the studio was offering a gift bag with purchase. Inside were lovely items such as lipstick, blush, mascara and "neck and face" cream. I guess it was to treat my turkey neck which is close to the deep set eyes:)

Anyway, it was a generous size sample product so I applied it generously every morn and evening - it works! Still have the wrinkly turkey neck but I no longer gobble.

Thank you, Merle Norman!

Dumb and Dumber

I drive 2 - 4 hours per day except one day a week when Sis and BIL visit Wayne. Most drivers are great but today took the cake!

Driver #1 Big, big fire truck is plowing thru intersection, lights, horns, sirens.Loud, loud. Lady in old '65 Plymouth pulls out in front of them totally oblivious to their presence. They managed to avoid her, how I'll never know.

Driver #2 This driver is making a right turn - he feels it's his right and it would be other than an ambulance is screeching thru a left turn immediately behind said driver. That offence is bad enough but now the car stops to let a passenger out!!! The passenger takes his sweet time and the ambulance driver is now honking and probably saying a few choice words. Idiot driver sloooowly pulls out in front of ambulance til they honked like crazy and he kind of pulled over. (Btw, the passenger also crossed the street against the light causing various gestures by various drivers:)