Only a true friend would - - -

 So my friend and I were lunching and I suddenly placed my hands on my face, pulled lifted and said that I'd like to get a facelift - I need one.

As only a dear, supportive friend would reply, "Just do your neck, your face is fine."

After she said it, a look of horror crossed her face but I was rolling around on the floor laughin. Love you, Dear one.