Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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2 comments:
Ohhhhhhhhh that is a *Groooooaner*! ,-) Some would simply grrrrroan at it. Some would applaud and *steal* it and pass it on to their *Groanner-loving* friends. :-)
Mari-Nanci
Very funny! I heard a good one today too -- do you know why you are supposed to be quiet in church? Because people are sleeping there! Ha! That doesn't happen in our church...LOL. Thanks for a good laugh!
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