Wednesday, January 19, 2011

One Hung Low - - -

(If your "sensitive", go away now:)

So, for the first few weeks I couldn't wear a bra due to pain/pressure on sore shoulder - I got help to tie a scarf around me, over my breasts, knotted in the back. Looked like the Hunchback of - - -

Anyway, was invited to a Christmas open house and went in my "arrangement". Sometime during the evening the left breast escaped (hence the title)- I didn't notice til sometime during the evening - who do I call for help? Couldn't just walk up to a stranger, "Pardon me, could you adjust and retie my scarf?"

My solution? Walked around like a weirdo kind of holding my left arm by my collar. Actually, I got quite a laugh from this once the initial shock was over.


Dolores said...

Its been a rough few days and I really needed a good laugh! Sorry to be laughing at your expense, but you described this 'incidence' so well ....and I NEEDED to laugh!

patty said...

glad to see you've kept your sense of humor and that you are feeling better

^..^Corgidogmama said...
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^..^Corgidogmama said...

Jean, it's terrific that you can see the humor in these predicaments. Laughing at ourselves is not only healthy, but, also, we're always in on the joke!

Beverly said...

You just made me laugh out loud.....the picture in my mind was priceless!!!

Donna B said...

It really shows the measure of a woman's security and self esteem when she can laugh at herself and see the humor.

I also had a good chuckle with you!I am sending you positive, fast healing and continued giggles.