Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Monday morning and the poor fellow still looked rather exhausted as he approached my desk. "Uh, morning, Ma'am. I met your hygienist on the weekend and she told me she worked here and I wondered - - - "Say no more, my Child".
Apparently in the heat of the moment names weren't exchanged - just occupations???
Using my most submissive posture, I proceeded to collect the hygienist and reunite her(figuratively, I hoped) with lover boy. I found her and the conversation was like this:
Me: "Someone is here to see you".
H: "Who?" icicles already well formed.
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't want to intrude so didn't ask".
She hesitated, then - - "I'll be out in a moment".
His drool had already puddled on my desk when I returned.
I sat in expectant silence - tension was thick, the door handle turned, she emerged.
They screamed in unison - hands raised in horror. Each fled.
She to her cold, lily - white sanctum.
He to the warmth of hookers on Main.


Dolores said...

Ok...... I'm sitting here 'wondering'..... did this really happen?

JeanMac said...

Yes, Dolores, it really did!Actually, what was humorous is that the dental assistant misrepresented herself(on the weekend) as our hygienist - I let the scenario unfold - - -Monday morn.

Ruth said...

I am sure you have a book of experiences to tell.

kenju said...

Too funny!

^..^Corgidogmama said...


Mevely317 said...

Love it!

Wendy said...

Oh my gawd - can't stop laughing!!