What does your Mom do in her spare time?
>1. Mothers don't do spare time.
>2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
>What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
>1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
>2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
>If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
>1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
>2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did
>it and not me.
>3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of