Friday, December 26, 2008


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller:
No, you idiot! This is her husband!

3 comments:

Chatty Crone said...

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granny Annie said...

Too funny!!!!

momsi/Nonni said...

Cute, cute!!Happy New Year!! Hope yours is good! Thinking of you,Cheryl