
So Boomer and his Master were on the road chatting with a neighbor - a neighbor in new leather cowboy boots.
The conversation was deep.Boomer's getting bored. He glances at his master and friend, "They'll never know!" With a wicked doggie grin, Boomer cocks his leg on neighbor's pants/cowboy boot. Neighbor is unaware as long pants muffle the sound and trickle or is that tinkle?
"One dry cleaning bill coming up! No treats for you, Boomer."